
“Live hard, die young and leave a good looking corpse
The Holy Empire
Air-freshener salesmen peddle their wares to fish-scented patrons. Sheep roam the roads dodging cars and amorous farmers. Many comedians have fallen back on the humor printed on their under-clothes. Doctors are known to prescribe nothing but anti-biotics.
The populace is incredibly well-fed by its budding gourmet culture. The country is renowned for being very well-dressed. Only the top percentile of healthy drivers are given the privilege of being organ donors thanks to the abundance of medical supplies. The country has become famous for its well stocked silos of materials feeding industries all that they require. Housefires are up 240% as the black-outs have households returning to candle light. Highly skilled professionals are quitting their jobs and becoming fast-food drones as the transportation shortage makes commuting impossible. More and more elite officers are graduating from military training. People are skipping work to watch The Home Paint Drying Network due to the nation-wide dearth of entertainment.
Nova Terra's fearless leader resides in the nation's capital of Sion, making grand decisions typically with a pet
Robotic pegasus
A nation devoid of history.